~ WeLcOMe 2 PaGes Of mY LiFE ~

I was attacked by a cockroach at NS! It was sooo freakishly hillarious! It Happened 2 my fren n I. The cockroach was in our dorm 5 am in d morning.. we were preparing 4 PE.. My fren saw a cockroach just bside my shoe. She then told me " Cheng Yuen, ARRR…. kill d cockroach!!" I then saw d HUGEST MOST UGLIEST COCKROACH just bside my shoe ..actually bside my feet!! D clever cockroach i tell u got six sence u know.. D moment i saw it..d ugly thing go climb my shoe!!!!! Tat time i was half awake half asleep ,closing my eyes while tying my hair.. SO when saw it climb up my shoe… I WENT BERSERK n screamed n kick my leg in d air 2 fling it out… ( NOWAY am i gonna hit/grab it wit my own bare hands..u’re crazy 2 think of tat ) It was disgustingly ,HILLARIOUSLY FUNNY!! The UGLY went flying from my shoe slow motion…N with a horrible "PLOP" sound it landed on d floor!! Mei Ge went cheering " Kill it Cheng Yuen!! Kill it!! Kill the Cockroach!!"… I was wearing my Special New NS PE Shoes, very sayang u know..i had’nt d heart 2 step on d disgusting cockroach wit my NEW NICE SHOES!! So i tried stepping on it n at d same time trying 2 avoid stepping on it….As u can see my actions all jumbled up…i ended up dancing with d cockroach while it was zig zaging in between my dancing feet! hhahahahhahah… It then went 2 Mei Gie’s feet then 2 mine…She ended up doin wat i did which was - DANCING WIT D COCKROACH. But this time she was dancing with me!! Just imagine in d early of d morning … U’re doin a Dance & Jig with a cockroach n a fren 4 all yur other dorm mates 2 c… IT was embarressing n funny!! D cockroach thought he had enough dancing wit us n ran away under d bed… My other dormmates were staring n laughing at us…It was so funny!!.. ( Btw, mei gie ,tats her in d pic wit me.. if u’re reading tis now mei gie i hope u wont kill me 4 posting tis blog..its soooo funny tat i just had 2 post it up.. ^ ___ ^ )

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